batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

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rdgay:

metamorphosis

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anothergayshark:

How much do you think they regret asking how he met their mother by now?

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maghrabies:

my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes

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splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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king-clotpole:

bethcabforcuties:

who invented king arthur’s round table?

SIR CUMFERENCE

oh god

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delladilly:

slattern:

i’m not prepared for adulthood

• what are taxes and how do you “do” them
• what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture
• what if you just decided not to “do” your taxes…

last day of school 

• other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
• me: adios bitchachos

Favourite Pretty Little Liars characters → Spencer Hastings

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how do u punch someone in the face without offending them

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jeannedum:

The Beatles | Blackbird

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